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The only reason Foreigner Molay exists is because they had to reserve the better one for the Uber-whales that play FGO arcade.
Tbf Nobu in a cup is not easy to beat
Moth man: even without your skills you would still be top tier
Qin: Somehow people consider you a moth man when you’re balently a peacock man and that’s just sad
Kiara is just horny, that’s it. That’s the whole joke everyone can go home now
Sherlock: dude… Why is your attack animation looks like you’re sexually harrasing people.
Himiko: I rolled you not for your kit and np but for boobs and fetish reason.
Edmond: For someone who curbstomb a lot of characters in the story, you deal mediocre amount of damage which also applies to your np and the only saving grace about you is your first ability.
Abigail: only pedophiles like you.
Summber abby: uhhh… Why?
Jalter: Even after years of character development, your role has been reduced to a generic tsundere goth gf
Jalter: You are Gilles Edgy Fanfiction character.
Jeanne: You used to be one of the most desired servants in the game, but oh how the mighty have been powercrept
Amakusa: People genuinely forget you are in Shimosa and are the final boss and that I find absolutely hysterical
Dantes: Your kit is so centered around your debut event that they had to introduce a broken support to give you worth
Jalter: The fact that Gilles’s edgy fanfic version of Jeanne became the most popular waifu out of the game is more a roast on the community to be honest
Qin Shi Huang: The first reaction CN players had to you was to lewd you. That is absolutely hilarious.
Hokusai: The only ones with more crackhead degeneracy than you are your simps (source: me)
Molay: You are living proof that Arcade loves to royally cuck us at every opportunity
Angry Matthew: The fact that you are canonically a dogshit servant speaks for itself
The Sen no Rikyu slander is accurate
BB: No. Just no.
The Ultimate Roast of Eric Bloodaxe, completely forgotten even in a slander video on berserkers.
Nobu: The avenger that everyone loves, but nobody wants to use
Angra Mainyu: Well, give you credit where it’s due, you are what you say you are
Sherlock Holmes: your a Jack The Ripper knock-off cause you confuse everyone on not knowing what version of Sherlock Holmes you are and are more confusing then some of the Caster, Assassin, Berserker and Extra class servants
Passionlip: you are literally a weapon design to fight Perverts and nothing else
BB- Kiara is a better sadist, Nobbu makes more interesting events, Sakura and Melt have better personalities and you…have a Nurse’s outfit😋🍹
Abby (Original): You have a Caster deck with six-hit Arts cards – so why is your NP gain shit?
Nobu: Everyone who wants you also doesn’t like you.
Yang: Your NP is so powerful, it can nuke phones from orbit.
Jalter: You’re basically a DeviantArt OC.
Oberon: What exactly are your wings for?
Skadi: Lasengle took so long fixing Quick that you decided “Fine, I’ll do it myself” and somehow managed to end up with Buster steroids in your kit.
Lady Avalon: The only reason you exist is because Lasengle somehow couldn’t figure out how to port your Arcade self over as-is.
0:43 didn’t people marry at her age during those times?
Ik it’s slander video, thus a joke, but i think what i mean is: The good Kiyohime slander was already used in the lancer video
Pd: some slanders.
Kiyohime: for a servant who claims to keep her reasoning, your madness enhancement was too high for you to get the concept of personal space
Atalanta: for a “child-friendly” servant, between your furry appearance, your ascensions and your animalistic behavior, you’re better at taking away their innocence than you’re at protecting it (plus, pay a license to Disneyworld for ripping off their thematic park in the Last Honnoji event)
Hercules: You can be called an OP servant, but you’ll just be remembered as the guy who gets folded more times than Shiro, Medusa combined (you literally die more than Cu-Chulain)
Tamamo Cat: You sleep in the battlefield
Pd2: some extra class slanders.
Angra Manyu: the only thing worse than being the weakest servant, is being the creep who stares at couples during their romantic dinner.
Gorgon: You can call yourself pure evil all you want but Angra Manyu proved in Hollow Atraxia you’re no big deal
Gorgon (again): You can call yourself pure evil all you want, but what’s true evil is the stockholm syndrome and inferiority complex your sisters created on you.
Jalter Santa Lily (and Jalter): Doesn’t wanting to take a major role in a Christian event goes against your whole purpose?
And last, but definitely not least.
Mash Kyrielight: i don’t know what’s worse, being the 2nd most cucked character in the Fate franchise or that the whole reason of your existence is not being good enough for Fate Stay Night
Archetype: Earth: for being the strongest being on planet earth, you sure couldve been more unique than a buster farmer of all things but to do that, the devs would be required to think more than your second ascension has done in her entire life