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I was honestly expecting bloodaxes’ roast to just be “who?” but he isnt even in the vid lmao
S-Ishtar: cause canonically sharing 2 personality in one body isn’t enough apparently-
Jinako: Myst is the only thing keeping you from falling into complete obscurity.
Douman: ñññññññññ
Mash – We might get to grail her before the end of service.
Rulers:
Jeanne – A day one kit so poor, people would rather see a four star than your saberface.
Amakusa Shirou – They’ve buffed every aspect of your kit, and people still only remember that your gimmick was stolen by a twelve year old girl.
Quetzalcoatl – The only sad thing about the lack of a rerun, is the loss of a few yellow cubes.
Bunny Artoria – People only remember you for your gimmick, and it’s not even a useful one.
Himiko – Armpit fetish.
Caren – The quick meta’s dead… How much of a masochist are you?
Moriarty – If Holmes jumped of a waterfall, would you copy that too?
Summer Skadi – Make Quick great again.
Avengers:
Dantes – It took Skadi to make you even slightly viable, and the Quick meta is dead and gone. Wait and Hope indeed.
Angry Mango – You call yourself the weakest servant in the game, and you can’t even roast yourself right.
Sallieri – Play us a song, angry piano man.
Demon King Nobu – Exists only as dommy mommy fetish bait.
Space Ishtar – Jack of all colours, master of none.
Moon Cancer:
BB – A class made by you, for you, and Kiara still hijacked it.
Summer BB – People only remember you for your gimmick, but at least it’s a useful one.
Kiara – You were so focused on whether you could, you didn’t stop to consider whether you should.
Alter Ego:
Passionlip – with a Bust measurement wider than you all tall, it’s probably a good thing you’re stuck in cyberspace.
Kiara – Are those Tentacles? In **there** … Well, I guess there’s someone for every fetish.
Mecha Elis: Combined you still only see half the use of the actual Elizabeth.
Okita: Probably the best Assassin at the time of her release, for all of a month.
Sitonai – Nostalgia Bait, for Lolicons.
Kingprotea – fetish bait for kaiju simps.
Xu Fu – Simp for a simp. Simpception?
Foreigner:
Abby – They made a blue-eyed blonde the first foreigner… The joke writes itself.
Hokusai – Are you here to paint The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife… or re-enact it?
MHXX – even in a serious event about foreigners, you’re still a gag character.
Summer Abby – Exists.
Koyanskaya – E g g.
Pretenders: Whole existences are a lie.
Oberon: Pretends to be a good guy.
Hephaeston: Pretends to be a guy.
Lady Avalon: Pretends to be a summer servant.
Lizzie: Pretends to be useful.
Dantes: Idk what’s more fucked up, the fact you have a really dark history or the fact you relentlessly stalk the protag as plot armor and that’s all you do.
Oberon: congratulations you now the single MOST confusing class requirements out of any other servant class! Which includes the GRAND servants.
Taria: You know you come off as genji slayer but you’re a genji too. Hypocrite much?
Voyager: poor boy, could have given us a class to represent iconic creations of humanity instead you got cucked and we later got The conclusion to every Scooby doo episode instead….
Hokusai: you’re entire artistic history is completely overshadowed by the fact you invented tentacle hentai
Eric = Forgotten
Abby and Summer Abby: Either the Devs got jokes or someone in DW has a thing for kids in revealing clothing, and your personality from time to time, doesn’t help their case(She tries to act mature in her darker accensions).
First off, I get it now.
One last episode, one last batch of roasts.
Extra Class Edition:
Martha (Summer): The only reason people care about you is because you turned Tarasque into a Road Roller meme.
James Moriarty (Ruler): Throne of Heroes seriously took one look at you, an evil mastermind, and thought to themselves, “yeah, we can trust you to be an impartial judge for Holy Grail Wars.”
Hessian Lobo: Berserker roars were so First Year.
Antonio Salieri: Most people haven’t even heard a lick of your music and instead associate you with the song written by the guy you allegedly hated and killed.
BB: Your class is so hyper-specific to you and only you that Fate’s loosening rules on what classes actually mean was probably a good thing in this situation.
Archetype Earth: No Neco Arc?
Passionlip: You’re probably the most realistically depicted large-breasted character in this game because those hands are probably doing the work your spine cannot.
Ashiya Douman: The best part about your character interactions was the part where we finally killed you once and for all.
Abigail Williams: Your position as the first Foreigner is a low-hanging fruit joke on par with Arash’s Noble Phantasm.
Abigail Williams (Summer): You make me uncomfortable, and not because of the Lovecraft motif going on.
Oberon: You debuted at just the right time to forever make your class associated with that Imposter game.
Hephaestion: For being the prototype Pretender back when it was known as Faker in Case Files, you sure did leave little-to-no impact whatsoever in this game.
Mash: By putting on VR Goggles, you single handedly ruined your entire top-tier playstyle.
*”ERIC THE FORGOTTEN”*
Douman: Despite the fact that you talk a big game, it’s amazing how 1 sentence said by Limbo made you descend into madness a.k.a. your game will never be as good as abe no semi
You were are enemy for such a long time that once you became our servant you were sadly reduced to a gag enemy for the next 2 summers
They honestly could’ve written more for you and go into your story more but fgo said, ok douman story done, no more to do here
Pretender Liz: Instead of giving us Liz Japan, they decided to make you.
Van Gogh: You’re every emo kids fetish; multiple personalities, suicidal, mentally insane and socially awkward.
Avenger Nobu:
*Generic Nobu Slander*
Kippōshi:
You are know to be the Nobu that claimed the title fool of Owari yet you are the least used ascension skin
Maou Nobu:
You only make New Nobu Lovers by being the Dominatrix Nobu and the coolest looking one
Your Gameplay Sucks though regardless
Yang Guifei: The betrayl at the end of the Van Gogh event was the most useless plot twist that delayed my Graal
Xu Fu: Your crush is Quick and yet you boost Arts attacks
Alter Ego Bunyan: Your gimmick is “Like” and you’re a Ticktoker and a black compagny boss fusion.
Most berserkers can also be described as : *Lack of voice actor*
Jalter: You’ve been Flanderized so bad, no one remembers your original personality.