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Jeanne: Your character is so vanilla that making you Raikou’s big sis equivalent was genuinely an improvement.
Amakusa: Any roast I could give you would pale in comparison to how you’re treated by both Apocrypha _and_ Shimousa.
Gorgon: Noone has managed to find any appeal to you besides you being Medusa with big booba, and boy have people tried.
Hessian Lobo: I find it immensely funny that nobody, including the writers, ever remembers you’re part Invisible Man.
BB: For a last boss type character, you’re really good at losing, starting from your actual Senpai and ending with the respect of your daughters.
Kiara: I feel like I shouldn’t need to point it out for you, but turning into a mermaid kinda ruins the entire point of your motif.
Quetz Santa: How is a Taiga cut-in the coolest and most memorable thing about you?
Hessian-Lobo: despite having one of my favourite fantasy tropes, everyone forgets Hessian because of the oversized dog.
Mecha Eli/Mecha Eli MK. II: You are so boring of a servant concept that you had to be given to us twice to be interesting.
Mash: Your Ortinax kit is so bad that the swimsuit you got during summer 5 used your original kit.
Jeanne d’Arch- People like the six digit numbers associated with you more then your appearance in Apocrypha.
Amakusa Shirō- People only remember you because you have “Shiro” in your name
Martha- You were so bad at keeping your lust for battle under control, that instead of being excited for your swimsuit the entire player base collectively said “What took you so long?”
Sherlock Holmes- How is it that despite being the world’s most famous detective, you still need Mini-Vinchi to solve everything for you in the story.
Shi Huang Di- You’re more of a Moth-Man than the *actual* Moth-Man that is Oberon.
Quetzalcoatl (Samba/Santa)- Despite being an integral character in most Christmas events since your introduction, your event will forever be know as the one that nearly killed the game because of legal reasons.
Astraea- There are only two groups of players who like you: Luvia simps and fans of single target Art NP looping.
Artoria Pendragon- You’re the closest any of the default Artoria’s get to having an actual personality.
Himiko- You’re a Ruler with the mindset of a Berserker, the support capabilities of caster, and a deck fit for a Saber.
Amor- You changed the phrase “Love is blind” to “Love is a Bitch” just by existing.
Leonardo Da Vinci- You were only made a welfare because everyone kept complaining that Santa Quetz’s event was never going to get a rerun.
James Moriarty- You’re nothing more than a cheep knockoff of the Jim Carrey version of Dr Eggman.
Scáthach-Skaði- Just like what happened with your Caster version, you were only released to make the worst card type viable.
Iyo- You got over shadowed by a Berserker, who in turn got over shadowed by a member of the Shinsengumi, only for them to be overshadowed by a Nobu in a cup.
Aight extra classes.
Salieri: you are the 3RD servants to be based on a movie, and even THAT movie is inaccurate as all hell.
Van Gogh: I dunno what hurts people more, the fact that people wanted you to not be a genderbend or the fact that you aren’t even the ACTUAL Van Gogh and is just some random nymph cosplaying as the artist.
Ashiya Douman: Dunno how you keep getting shafted in your mythos by the same Onmyouji who can’t even sustain a Relationship with TAMAMO-NO-MAE of all people.
Nine Dragon Liz: Why on gods green earth are you here as a pretender? You LITERALLY didn’t need to exist as a class that was built up rather well by Oberon, but NO, Lasengle wanted more cash on their pockets so here’s a dragon loli pretending to be someone else.
Jalter: You’re not even supposed to exist in the first place, rather being served as Gilles waifu OC, Do not steal. Look at Orleans if you think I’m joking.
Maou nobu: Your Np and design is literally a rip off a dies Irae character (Eleonore von Wittenberg) who is still miles better then you ever could be.
Actually Kiyohime is in her late teens at worst early 20s at best the Calendar they used had ALOT of extra days during that Era apparently
That Kriemhild slander was fire. I wonder if Altera is traumatized by Kriemhild killing her brothers as revenge for Siegfried. The thought of Siegfried recording sex between Kriemhild and Altera is taking my mind down a dark path.
Voyager: you weren’t even worth getting your actual class
Abigail: I looked up “fgo lovecraft” and you were the only real servant that showed up so nobody cares about your actual inspiration
Abigail (other form): WEAR CLOTHING YOU’RE LIKE TEN
Hokusai: tentacles joke
Jalter: You only exist because your real selfs simp was so horny he literally molded you to his tastes because he stood no chance with said real counterpart
Abby (Original): While I’m still trying to get you, I also recognize that your kit is now woefully outdated and your NP gain is horrifically weak… also your 3rd stage art is pedobait
Abby (summer): When you were made, The site I clean tags for had such an uptick in doujin based on this version of you that I literally quit due to how many of them I had to re-tag, scarring me for life.
Jeanne: I’d roast you… but I’m pretty sure the French already did that for me
*Extra Class Roasts*
Salieri: Your one trait is being overshadowed by a lesser rarity servant in the story, in PHH, and in game mechanics
Angra: Your Riyo art speaks for itself on how dogshit you believe you are
BB: You are living proof that Nasu knows how much of a pitiful simp the fans see Sakura as.
Martha: You are basically your Rider form minus any semblance of Christianity
Voyager: You speak with so much delay that I’m half-tempted to find and push a reset switch on you
Van Gogh: Your whole character would make even Scheherazade want to end herself
Yan Guifei: You play second fiddle to a vile woman whose deathly afraid of cats
lu Bu : the most powerful warrior of the three kingdoms that almost won a 1v3 with the a guy with the strength of a thousand men, someone considered the saint of war and a Liu Bei it’s more widely known for having a uncontrollable urge to betray everyone he knows.
And this is why we’ll never see him in another class.
The most hilarious part of this roast is Eric being so forgotten that he’s not in the video
Jalter- Somehow the developers changed your already cliche personality of “Evil Side of a good guy” into something even More cliche, an Tsundere
Jalter: you’re the fast food of Fate waifus and not the tasty type either
Mash:.your upgrade was a downgrade
Voyager: For the most adorable Servant in the game, you still managed to give everyone PTSD for dies
Angra Mainyu: What you call your romance with Caren I call r*pe by deception
Maou Nobu: Both the writers and your simps like to ignore you even have a male Ascension
Lady Avalon: You singlehandedly turned your class into a joke
Nine Tattoo Dragon Eliza: I could make a cunny joke but everyone already beat me to the punchline
Summer Abby: People only remember you for a pancakes song
MHXX: The fact you’re canonically a crypto bro is more of a roast than anything I can say
Mash: You’re so vanilla that even FSN didn’t want you around
Hooray! One of mine made it into the video.
For a Ruler character, i know he’s not a Servant, but…
Zeus: I am pretty sure Christianity is the most popular cult is because you set the bar too low, like your oldest brother would literally have to look down and still not see the bar you set