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Van Gogh: Of all the people you could have gone crazy and thought you were and you chose van Gogh? Really?
Basic Abby: with all that eldritch horror you’d think people would know you for more than pancakes.
Mysterious heroine XX: Insert gundam/space hobo joke here
mhxx: you are stuck between notes fans who hate that your a joke character and saber fans who have better options
Rulers:
Jeanne – The devs thought giving you a stun demerit would balance you out only to remove it later on, when really it makes very little sense to give you it in the first place.
Amakusa Shiro – I thought you were meant to be Emiya Shirou if he became a priest, which honestly would of been 10000x better than what you ended up becoming
Martha – You’re a Jojo reference and not even a good one
Sherlock Holmes – For being one of the most well known detectives you sure need help from other people most of the time to be able to do any work, which makes me wonder when Watson will be added to the game and just be you but better.
Himiko – I showed different videos involving you, from the event music to the immortality comps to even the “Himi-Himiko” song video, and the only thing that caught their eye was your armpits being on full display and wondering why.
Skadi – People talk about some servants having copy-paste skills, but you are literally just a copy-paste of your Caster version with only a slight difference in skills and an offensive Noble Phantasm, and a swimsuit that could have just been a Spiritron Wardrobe.
Avengers:
As a whole – If you were part of Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, it’s clear we’d be better off surrendering or just giving up immediately.
Dantes – You’re known for your art style, which is based on another series, you having good gameplay, which is only because of someone else, and being a stalker for Gudako, which is already gimmicks/stereotypes for other characters, which begs the question, is there ANYTHING interesting about you that’s exclusive to you?
Angra Mainyu – You’re literally the worst aspects of Gacha Gaming combined into 1 package: low pull chance, bad skills, friend point gacha exclusive, and no amount of supports can make you viable, and that’s saying something since even 1 stars in this game have infinitely more viability than you.
Moon Cancer:
BB – If B.B Channel truly existed companies would go out of business cause no one would want a tv.
Jinako – No one wants to address the elephant in the Gacha pool
Archetype: Earth – Thanks for giving Doomsayers a an excuse to blame you as a reason the game is dying.
Shielder:
Mash: You were so good in both gameplay and being waifu material that the devs have done everything they could to try and remove those aspects from you, be it with servants that appeal to so many fetishes, killing you off only to revive you cause of how angry everyone would be, giving you a worse variation of yourself that became mandatory to use in main and event quests, and never giving you Bond 10.
Jeanne: Your Alter has more narrative depth and character development, but that’s to be expected of someone who settled for Sieg.
Astraea: The only reason the developers added you was to somehow shoehorn Luvia into the ranks of Servants, and considering how boring you are, maybe it’s for the best that the rival of Rin’s Pseudoservant is another Pseudoservant of Rin.
Artoria (Ruler): Playboy bunny joke.
Himiko: Maybe you could use those mirrors that you love so much to see how little of a personality you have.
Caren Hortensia: You getting added to the game before Kotomine is proof that the developers have their order of priorities as waifus, then nostalgia, then characters who are actually interesting.
Moriarty (Ruler): Your ineptitude compared to your Archer self is proof that sometimes the best way to ensure your schemes go to plan is to put down the calculus textbooks and just grab a gun.
Iyo: You’re just a worse Art-based Himiko.
Dantes: Your interaction in the main story is primarily linked to a limited-time event and just confuses everyone who joined later than it ran.
Hessian Lobo: Not that I’m complaining about being able to summon a giant fucking wolf, but it’s both confusing and frustrating that a story as famous as the Headless Horseman is playing second fiddle to a wolf.
Salieri: As fascinating as your obsession over Mozart is, he’s too head-over-heels for Marie Antoinette to give a shit.
Archetype Earth: Wait, why are you a threat to the moon, isn’t he your dad?!
Mecha Eli-chan Mk. II: The first Meka Eli-chan was a neat addition to the roster of Elizabeths. You’re just plagiarism and lazy writing.
Please don’t roast Martha(Ruler) Too much, she’s my only bond 10+ grailed character.
Mecha Eliz: The fact that we have to pick two versions of the same servant is already the bad ending.
Ortinax mash: your kit is so utterly garbage that DW (at the time) had to give you insane numbers on your first skill and that still didnt made people want to use you as anything other than a living bond CE
Mash: for being one of the sturdiest servant in the game(being a shielder and all) it’s ironic your nickname is Mashmallow
Sitonai: your existence
Edgemond Dantes: Welcome to the “constantly getting compared to better characters from other franchises” club, go sit next to Saito Hajime and William Tell.
Jeanne: The fact that people would have preferred it if Sieg ended up with either a femboy or a homunculus with almost zero screen time says it all.
Amakusa Shirou: You’re Christian.
Sherlock Holmes: Not only are you bri ‘ish, but your greatest rival is a senile, old fuck.
Jalter: You’re literally the edgy fanfic of a child murderer.
Angry Mango: Imagine being the Zoroastrian equivalent of Satan himself and canonically being one of the worst servants.
Antonio Salieri: Imagine being so inferior to someone that you turn your saltiness about that fact into your whole personality.
Shi Huang Di: Get your Winnie the Pooh lookin’ ass face out of here.
Oberon: Can you sl-Ob(b)eron DEEZ NUTS?
Hephaestion: I found you, Faker!
Mashu: Your own dad pulled off that Dangerous Beast outfit better than you.
Ashiya Dōman: At least when Granblue Fantasy gives it’s slutty male villain a summer outfit they have the balls to put him in a sexy strap thong instead of a Yukata.
0:33 I like him… And I’m neither
Space Ishtar: Why do you even hint at the fact that your historical basis was an actual goddess that was demonized due to Christianity if you never bring it up or even pretend to acknowledge it?
Abby: *Please* keep your clothes on, I am *begging you*.
Hessian Lobo: Just because the Headless Horseman can’t talk doesn’t mean he should have less personality than a particularly angry wolf.
Ashiya Douman: To fit everything wrong with you into one sentence would be like summarizing the collective works of Greek classical literature.
Angra Mainyu: The only reason people remember you is because everyone has their own unique demeaning nickname for you. Mine is “Angler Man”.
Astraea: For someone who was supposed to judge between the Proper Human History and the Greek Lostbelt and ultimately help PHH, you fell into Both-Side-isms pretty quickly because you didn’t feel like making any actual judgements.